Oh Malay!

2 weeks since the sight of Eddie Jordan, and there's been some new developments. He's had a birthday!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDDIE!!! Now, we shall celebrate with a cake; unfortunately DC has managed to get his greedy mitts on it first as this secret photograph explains.

Greedy Coulthard! I'm not sure what he's doing here, but it looks as if he is trying to create circa 1998 Eddie style sideburns with sponge cake. But we know there's only one man who can have that look, and he knows exactly how to party!

Phwoar!!

Anyway, onto the outfits for this weekend. Starting with Thursday, we received a great photograph from the young Jake Humphrey on Twitter of a look of a king!

Malaysia Grand Prix 2011: Special Thursday Edition

It's just a bright pink shirt with a gold Puma logo, with sunglasses with a pink tint. He looks a bit like a twit, but also looks like someone going to golf. So it cant be too crazy a look. This is a 3 Eddie's out of a potential 10.

Malaysia Grand Prix 2011: Saturday Qualifying

Okay, lets cut to the chase - this is fucking awful. Even by Eddie's standards. It's not the first time we've seen that shirt - we saw it last year in Brazil qualifying. I didn't have this blog back then, but I remember it because it was a terrible shirt. However that time he was wearing plain black jeans - today BROWN! with BROWN shoes!! What a joker! He actually is trying to destroy my eyesight at 8am on a Saturday morning - after a late night bender to see this I thought my eyes were seeing things. Nearly called an ambulance. Plus, he has those pink tinted glasses! This is a 9/10 Eddie if ever I've seen one.

However this race is the one year's anniversary of a sad sad event. Eddie's most embarrassing clothes disaster.

Malaysian Grand Prix 2010 - Qualifying RETRO!

 

Poor Eddie. Not only is he stood next to a fine specimen of David Coulthard, but he was almost out-Eddie'd by Jake Humphrey, who's turned up looking like a 1970's Maths teacher minus a wig and polka dot tie, preferably similar guise to the shirt worn today by Eddie. Not to mention Tony Fernandes who's Lotus Racing shirt of 2010 was pretty awful. 

What makes the picture worse is his shirt was basically a woman's blouse. So he's in front of millions of people on British TV, sweating like a motherfucker in a woman's blouse. This is the height of Eddie embarrassment. However the shirt is not as rubbish as today's outing. This is a 7/10 Eddie. 

Til next time, keep Eddie'ing!