Saturday, 26 March 2011

A new beginning

This is a new blog by myself with one simple purpose. A look at Eddie Jordan's clothes. Anyone who has seen the BBC Formula 1 coverage in recent years knows that Eddie Jordan's choice of clothing has been sometimes unique, sometimes controversial and has always had the piss taken out of it. So this is a blog exclusively around to bring to you the talents of Mr E. Jordan's wardrobe.


The ratings of Eddie Jordan's clothes will be on a 1-10 scale known as "The Eddies". 1 being a conventional, normal person's clothes, such as a plain shirt and plain jeans - and 10 being, well this beauty from Japan 2009.


The basis of the Eddie's is not to have a go, or to criticise the look of a 62 year old Irish millionaire - but to admire and give love to the clothes and overall look (including those wonderful wigs) that only he dares to wear in front of millions 40 times a year. I personally find Eddie's clothes to be aluring and sexy - however many criticise, that is why we need an official graph of Eddie-dom.

So let the Eddie's commence...

Eddie Outfit 1: F1 Preview Show

 













As you can see from this - it is a lovely red chequered shirt, with lovely red buttons and a red label. It would look fantastic, if it wasnt for the fact that Eddie Jordan is on television, and when you are on television - you move. And when you move with a shirt that has such little chequered patterns you start to affect the screen.

However the shirt is not ridiculous by any Eddie standard, and should be considered to be a low-key effort. Plus we do not have the opportunity to see his beautiful fuschia shoes which has been covered by the table, and quite frankly that sickens me. It makes me very upset and would cause me to reconsider paying for my TV license, apart from the fact that it's on the Internet and not for television. So for that, I award thee 4/10 Eddie's.


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